lotus_caves
one piece of novel data sucked into a hole of absolute novel data
newspaper for a caffeinated squirrel
advices
the g.e.d. of getting laid
beaver and woodchuck
never cursed
false leads
feed back data more beautiful than what you receive
if it's mellow let it mellow
we have not reached anything near the bottom of hell
my happy life
skeleton dude
what if jesus was just really good at math?
it all boils down to something going into a hole
don't feed me i'm on a diet
the lost glove is happy
a movie about an evil roofer called the shingling
from the department of good things come in small packages, i present to you my wife ann
hail, bacchus
my favorite brand is home depot
movies and physical objects are both experienced by me as worlds
the internet is not unevil
i can't wait to get my hands on that money
the stones fell like snow
shake my left hand, it's closer to my heart
she could put a smile on the face of a grump
what's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird
i've lost every fight i've ever been in
every instant in this universe is pre-determined but at every instant we fork-off to another universe
bach fathered twenty children
with bud light, you're not just drinking beers you're building friendships
toilet won't stop
dr. needy
just heroes
it's me, the art expert
ate my ration of oats
i could have written little women
my grandfather was mitochondria
for some slipping a key into a keyhole is as close as it gets
god doesn't want stories, he wants the troot
the liver is the part of the body that lives, it is the liver
love is what makes a subaru a subaru
my roommate is a common house fly
♪do you think you're better off alone?♫
my friend called me after he got a happy ending at a massage parlor
the likes come in and it seems like something matters and then the likes slow down and then they stop and then you have to go again to death
more things need to be fifty cents
no matter where you're going toyota will get you there
not beautiful because it's truthful but truthful because it's beautiful
pliny the elder sucks
black belt in annoying
bitch or a babe
proud of this one random person
love and money
peeked at my money
love and journalism
lost a cent
i don't go to my job to see what's written in the port-a-potties, i go to work
it all come out the same slop bucket
i'm technically dead
i'm here toot the horn
pass a barf bag
might be a gardener for halloween
mr. money
abraham j. lincoln
buns for dinner
don't sneak another hundred
ronald big mac
my only friend is a hippie
i just played the prettiest song on the piano
bow tie for a worm
cops r white
oscar for cutest
rice is basically free
what does the bible say about money?
kids are bad out here
life can drain that ass
i'm just texting
brought u guys flowers
fire me
why am i the only one who knows the true meaning of the holidays?
what do u think about random stuff like hell?
have the safest holiday ever
my mom does voices
uninstall ur will
i need cuddling just to save me
i literally can't remember how old i am
los angeles residents are "rattled" by new website
the most amazing thing has happened
nervous about my fate
what's ur taxpayer identification number?
here's a vibrator
parents love me
the youtube generation
open to being used
lots my pets
let's take shits
mazel tov on ur bfa in film
let me see ur best pig face
what if cancer is good for u?
real housewives trapped in a mirror
proctologist shaking his head no
california weenie dog
u were dead
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