My first twitter account was aeribbon

My most recent is lotus_caves.

 

Here's lotus_caves (updated 1/30/19):

 

raise the roof for america’s dairy farmers

a city out of sight

let me see the numbers

i’ve been worked over by experts

cried about a dog

i got it at the beverly center

mr. salt and pepper

.dmg on the streets, .exe in the sheets

dying laughing

cooking for peace

novalis said philosophy is actually homesickness

i thought of a sex position called the running mate

i smoked a cigarette and went bald

i had a nightmare i was a brunette

who has the biggest toilet in the u.s.?

time to call the plumber

the g.e.d. of getting laid

beaver and woodchuck

false leads

feed back data more beautiful than what you receive

we have not reached anything near the bottom of hell

my happy life

skeleton dude

what if jesus was just really good at math?

it all boils down to something going into a hole

the lost glove is happy

from the department of good things come in small packages, i present to you my wife ann

hail, bacchus

movies and physical objects are both experienced by me as worlds

the stones fell like snow

shake my left hand, it's closer to my heart

she could put a smile on the face of a grump

what's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird

i've lost every fight i've ever been in

every instant in this universe is pre-determined but at every instant we fork-off to another universe

bach fathered twenty children

with bud light, you're not just drinking beers you're building friendships

toilet won't stop

dr. needy

just heroes

it's me, the art expert

ate my ration of oats 

i could have written little women

my grandfather was mitochondria

for some slipping a key into a keyhole is as close as it gets

god doesn't want stories, he wants the troot

love is what makes a subaru a subaru

♪do you think you're better off alone?♫

my friend called me after he got a happy ending at a massage parlor

the likes come in and it seems like something matters and then the likes slow down and then they stop and then you have to do it again to death

more things need to be fifty cents

no matter where you're going toyota will get you there

not beautiful because it's truthful but truthful because it's beautiful

proud of this one random person

love and money

peeked at my money

love and journalism

lost a cent

i don't go to my job to see what's written in the port-a-potties, i go to work

it all come out the same slop bucket

i'm technically dead

might be a gardener for halloween

mr. money

abraham j. lincoln

what does the bible say about money?

why am i the only one who knows the true meaning of the holidays?

uninstall ur will

i need cuddling just to save me

what's ur taxpayer identification number?

here's a vibrator

lots my pets

let's take shits

u were dead

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